Izzard: harder than nails, or what? (His own, certainly)

In the potential retro-future that may or may not willan on-happen, all presentations will use Microgramma as a typeface.

(Waiting for the crash. It's like not thinking of elephants or prodding a dodgy tooth.)

Spam today from Sonia, Sabrina and Jesus Jones.

Eighties popsters in dodgy second career shocker? Not arf!